Raids tombs. Never files an insurance claim.

The game was a mess. She was not.

Same stats. Worse intentions.

Covered in her own blood. Still going. Ice axe included.

Drowning is just a puzzle with a timer.

Two mouths. Both of them are a problem.

Enormous. Blue. Extremely not subtle.

Solid gold. Reads its own instructions in ancient Egyptian.

Five pieces. Buying four would destroy me.

Tiny guy, enormous hair, consistently terrible ideas. Icon.

Owns a company. Refuses to smile. Relatable.

Never complains. Never moves. Perfect tenant, honestly.

Comes in threes. Never just the one.

Fur with eyes. Blocks one attack, then dies.

Small, polite, carries a god in his jewellery.

Three thousand years dead, still the best duellist in the room.

Chazz it up. Nobody asked him to. He did it anyway.

Same girl, now with a trap card. Strictly an upgrade.

Other spellcasters cannot be attacked while she is standing. Bodyguard energy.